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HELL'S HOTTEST KITCHEN IS HIRING
You died. Congratulations. Now grab an apron.
SERVE THE UNDERWORLD. OR BE SERVED
Clock in. Burn out. Repeat.
INFERNAL EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK
New worker of the damned? Follow our rules:
Uniform must be flame resistant
Do not eat customers
Flirting with management is discouraged
The meat supply is NOT your concern
Uniform
checklist
UNIFORM
MISCHIEVIOUS
VEXATIOUS
HOT
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